Bong Rules: The Do's and Don'ts...

[Left]

In a pinch, your urine is not an acceptable substitute for water.

[Greenport]

never drink the bong water

[dankman]

if you break a bong dont lie about it, come forth and accept ur punishment

[Spliffman3000]

do not exhale into the bong

[ThePurpleMan]

Rule #32 dont pass me your ash.. pull it through or ash it somewhere im not a trash man its not my job.

[Buddha Man]

rule #33 if you take a huge hit and feel the need to puke, close your mouth, put the bong down gently, and go elsewhere to vomit. puke on bong=gotta buy a new bong

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Rule #34, do not diss the bong and proclaim that yours is 'so much cooler'. You dont like the bong, you dont smoke out of the bong.

And how the fuck are there 56 posts and only 34 rules? Well, this is a stoner site :rasta:

[LittLeWinG]

#35 Bong must not be invisible (causes confusion) and must not contain Magical Abilities such as the creation of rip in time. BUT is allowed to get you ripped in general :rasta:

[Bob the Awesome]

#36 - The bong, under any circumstances, will NOT be used as a makeshift arc welder in some kind of McGuyver-esque attempt at breaking out of dramatic, life-threatening situations.

(I know, I'm old)

P.S. Acrylic's are good to use, I don't know about you but I wouldn't take a glass bong anywhere if I had one... travelling with my acrylic means it never gets broken

[hello3pat]

37 Don't accidently walk off with the bong.

This has happened before with some of my freinds