Bong Rules: The Do's and Don'ts...

[poiuyt]

#7 - Don't break the bong.

[MastaChronic]

#8 do not have sex with the bong

[JohhnyPotSmoker]

8. when placing the bong back on the table, never place it on the side of the table always place in the direct middle.

[dryst]

i dont agree with #8...sex with ur bong is perfectly healthy...what ur just gonna make out with, suck on it and then leave it hanging?...thats fucked up...

#9...dont bring munchies if ur smoking with a fat kid...

[Anathema2121]

#10: The bong is not a water gun. If you feel the need to cough please do so outside the bong.

[couch-potato]

#11 DO NOT INSULT THE BONG IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM. I cannot stress this enough.

[dryst]

#11 DO NOT INSULT THE BONG IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM. I cannot stress this enough.

and saying not to have sex with the bong...is an insult

[halosin8r]

#12:
When operating cheap 5-12$ glass sliders,
ONCE REMOVED, DO NOT FORCE SLIDER BACK INTO THE FEMALE!
owner will snap, you will crack and the slider will break.

[MastaChronic]

#8(revised) if you are going to have sex with your bong, clean it out afterwards

[Anathema2121]

#13 One forfeits one's privelleges and respect if one ever intentionally partakes in the consumption of bong water. Its doesn't get you high and it hasn't been funny since 9th grade.