need help!!

[dryst]

get her high

lol that beatiful... that way even if she does tell on u anywayz...just be like the little bitch is the one that sold it to me

[birdgirl73]

Yikes... the complications of this issue require godly intuition and understanding....
*throws pokemon ball* I choose you, Birdgirl!

!LOL! Sheesh, I haven't got a clue. My best guess would be to plant a heavy half-ounce of the worst schwag available on that DARE cop and let things play out from there . . . .

[Professor Dan K.]

rofl, i remember dare, drug abuse resistance education hehehe... right

my best friend failed dare because he didnt submit his essay, and he was the one who introduced me to the herb itself.

they handed out those t-shirts that say d.a.r.e. - to resist drugs and violence, when i got mine i just tossed it in my closet, i found it a couple years after i started smoking and crossed out the "resist" and put in over top it "submit to"

to submit to drugs and violence, lol ive worn it at some parties before, its funny shit

[TallulahGreen]

Dude I graduated dare and I never did SHIT, I was NOT supposed to graduate..I think it is fucking hilarious they let me graduate and shit. I never even did the work book or anything..but I still got the fucking certificate and the fucking shirt. Fucking Dumbasses. I should have kept that shirt, cause now it's cool...now that I do drugs everyday..HAHH;liah'asjdh;lkj!@!@!!

[dryst]

wow i think u broke the record for saying fuck the most times in a sentence concrats

[birdgirl73]

Seriously? I don't think you have to worry about any immediate police response if and when your sister squeals to the DARE cop. He's going to be more likely to to be vigilant about you afterwards, but he can't very well come after you based on one instance of hearsay from a 5th grader.

The trick is going to be to be extra careful after she talks, assuming she does. And to keep your weed-related activities totally on the D/L from your sister from now on. She's going to believe those DARE messages she gets, and if you ask me, right now, since she's not sophisticated enough to understand the differences between dangerous drugs like heroin or meth and relatively harmless ones like pot, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Your job is to keep your business completely discreet--and to steer clear of both your sister and the DARE cop as much as possible. Make sense?

[TallulahGreen]

I really like to say fuck, in fact I don't even think about it. I wonder if people notice and take offense as to how often I say fuck. It is just a really fulfilling and great word to use that makes me happy. I love obscenities. Fuck ism ost definitly my favorite word.

[dryst]

Seriously? I don't think you have to worry about any immediate police response if and when your sister squeals to the DARE cop. He's going to be more likely to to be vigilant about you afterwards, but he can't very well come after you based on one instance of hearsay from a 5th grader.

The trick is going to be to be extra careful after she talks, assuming she does. And to keep your weed-related activities totally on the D/L from your sister from now on. She's going to believe those DARE messages she gets, and if you ask me, right now, since she's not sophisticated enough to understand the differences between dangerous drugs like heroin or meth and relatively harmless ones like pot, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Your job is to keep your business completely discreet--and to steer clear of both your sister and the DARE cop as much as possible. Make sense?

thats pretty much what i said in a nutshell...

even though i like the idea of planting weed on the cop a whole lot better

[dryst]

I really like to say fuck, in fact I don't even think about it. I wonder if people notice and take offense as to how often I say fuck. It is just a really fulfilling and great word to use that makes me happy. I love obscenities. Fuck ism ost definitly my favorite word.

ya mine to ...alot of times i reread my post before submitting and delete half the profanities

[Professor Dan K.]

damn dude... you sure are in a pickle.

how does your 5th grade sister know you smoke?

i seriously would slap my sister if she ratted me out for skipping class... but that seems to be the least of your worries now.