man, if anyone tried breaking into my house i would be all over them. id sneak up behind them and clap their ears, HARD, its enough to knockem the fuck out! or if that doesnt work when they turn around i'll pokem in the eyes and spin kick their face thru a wall! then i would grab the heaviest hard object with i three foot radius of myself and proceed to beat down any of theyre friends, they pull a gun on me and i'll fuckem up with whatever ive got, probably throw it at them and then run and jump on their heads! id be like a hurricane! nothin could stop me, not even a bullet i dont care if i die, if they shoot me, im takin all of them with me! DAMN THE TORPEDOES, FULL SPEED AHEAD!ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!