Yeah... about 3 years ago somebody tried to get inside our house. I remember it so fucking well too. This dude got the shit scared out of him

Me and my mom and my brother were sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast at like 7 in the morning. we hear this weird ass noise at the back door and my brother goes and sees wat it was. Some dude is trying to use a crowbar to break open our back door. he told my mom and she goes and gets my dad and im just sitting there watching this guy from the next room. its like he doesnt care how much noise hes making. Well my dad comes out looking kinda pissed he got woke up and he fucking goes off on the dude. But the guy just pulls out this knife its like a foot long. Now my dad used to run a tree trimming service, and our closet in the back room was full of tools and shit. He goes in there and pulls out his biggest fucking chainsaw the blades gotta be like 4 feet long. the guy outside doesnt even notice till my dad turned it on and started reving the engine and the look on this guys face was fucking priceless. This was funny as hell and kinda shocking really, but i was the only one in my family who got a kick out of it.

ugh.. i am too relaxed (or just lazy maybe?) to type right now even tho i just did..and i forgot i was gonna go smoke