he liked looking at your schlong
you shoulda told him to stand the fuck back
p.o 's are fascinated by criminals
that why they got into criminal justice

my ex broad was a probation officer
she got high with me all the time
i used to ask her why she violated some kids
and not others and her response was
"some kids i like ,some i dont"
plain and simple
make her laugh and get on her good side [best advice]