Has anybody ever

[usedchemicals]

i've done worse, one time i took a chip out of a full bag of chips, then i folded and clipped the bag shut, put it in the closet, and walked up to my room with one chip in my hand. I arrived in my room and ate the chip.

I promptly walked back downstairs wondering why the fuck i left with ONE chip...

[birdgirl73]

I put the salt in the refrigerator tonight while I was cooking supper--and put the butter away in the pantry. I wasn't even high! But I was distracted and thinking about something else.

[smok3y]

i've done worse, one time i took a chip out of a full bag of chips, then i folded and clipped the bag shut, put it in the closet, and walked up to my room with one chip in my hand. I arrived in my room and ate the chip.

I promptly walked back downstairs wondering why the fuck i left with ONE chip...

LOL

Iv done it before with a glass of juice.. Doh!!:dance:

[Professor Dan K.]

ive had that sort of thing happen to me several times.

once i was really drunk and was getting a bowl of cereal as someone brought up, i put the milk back in the cupboard where i got the box of cereal from, and the cereal in the fridge. what was funny is that i left the milk there and got bitched at for leaving it there all night when i woke up.

another time i was making a glass of chocolate milk. i filled the glass with milk then put some chocolate syrup in. once i stirred it, i proceeded to put that little plastic cap (that would normally go on the chocolate syrup) onto my milk jug and ended up dropping it inside. i just left it in there for the next person getting milk heheheh.

was really funny shit, i always feel so stupid when i do shit like that.

[cambam]

sadly, i sometimes do that shit when im sober.

I do too, but it still cracks me up. Some good stories here, just woke my mam up by laughing soo much.

Keep them coming.

[johnnyAKABob]

sadly, i sometimes do that shit when im sober.

same here lol

[Reefer Rogue]

Today I asked for a plain big mac instead of it without pickles and onions like i intended, because i was high. I did end up getting it with no pickles and onions, however. When the guy said: "No sauce?" I was like wtf, oh yeah, wrong order

[Sabron]

Meh i did somthing similer to the chip thing.. i opened a new 2 liter bottle of cola....the phone rang so i picked it up and talked to my friend for 5 mins.. then went back and put the cola away and walked upstairs with an empty cup.. then proceeded to try to drink it.. then realized... how much of an idiot i was..

[buddymyfriend]

I'm always rolling a joint and then getting up to get a lighter or ashtray, put the joint down when I get upand when I come back i cant find that bloody spliff anywhere!

Peace

Buddy:stoned: