If you're ever in a slump...

[Samwhore]

wow that quote really makes you think...

Samwhore Reviewed by Samwhore on 10-06-2006. If you're ever in a slump... Even after you've lit the jay, then consider this: "You out of millions of sperm were chosen. You were the fastest, the brightest, or perhaps even the slickest. You're all here today and therefore you are already winners through my eyes. " -Devoley Rating: 5

[T®auma]

I just know i was the slickest. Take that other sperm!!!! T®auma owned you!!!

[dankus maximus]

i know the onyl reason I made it, is cause i maed a sign that said "free eggs!" pointing the other way. i guess that just makes me a cheater?
i take comfort in the fact, that any emotion or something im feelingm, is merely a certain chemichal release triggered in my mind to aid me in my descition making.

[Frivolous248]

Is slump even a word? I'm so high right now I can't tell

Yeah, theres a say like "...And you were the fastest of the sperm" or something.

[Kryzco]

lol

That made my day

[D1me]

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I wasn't the strongest, I was the one that fell out of the rubber.

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lmfao, guess it pays to be greasy

[Whos Carl]

I no some people that I just think, "how the fuck did you win the race".

[go toke up]

that shit is definitely true! lol

[Wintersweet]

Haha, reminds me of my biology teacher. She'd always used to say that "we're all winners" for that exact same reason.

[S.P.Q.R.]

I wish I could be so optimistic. But the only way I get through "slumps", is;

"Life only gets worse. You shouldn't care about the current problem, because something much worse is coming your way." - S.P.Q.R.