If you're ever in a slump...

[Samwhore]

wow that quote really makes you think...

[T®auma]

I just know i was the slickest. Take that other sperm!!!! T®auma owned you!!!

[dankus maximus]

i know the onyl reason I made it, is cause i maed a sign that said "free eggs!" pointing the other way. i guess that just makes me a cheater?
i take comfort in the fact, that any emotion or something im feelingm, is merely a certain chemichal release triggered in my mind to aid me in my descition making.

[Frivolous248]

Is slump even a word? I'm so high right now I can't tell

Yeah, theres a say like "...And you were the fastest of the sperm" or something.

[Kryzco]

lol

That made my day

[D1me]

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I wasn't the strongest, I was the one that fell out of the rubber.

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lmfao, guess it pays to be greasy

[Whos Carl]

I no some people that I just think, "how the fuck did you win the race".

[go toke up]

that shit is definitely true! lol

[Wintersweet]

Haha, reminds me of my biology teacher. She'd always used to say that "we're all winners" for that exact same reason.

[S.P.Q.R.]

I wish I could be so optimistic. But the only way I get through "slumps", is;

"Life only gets worse. You shouldn't care about the current problem, because something much worse is coming your way." - S.P.Q.R.