BONG RULES: Please add only 1!

[slipknotpsycho]

i have to add a second one, never ever under any circumstances put the bong up to your ass and fart to hear the funny echo noise.

[Kryzco]

#420.44894651 PUFF PUFF PASS! Don't be a bogart :thumbsup:

[.undefined]

rule #18. Burn that shit to the ground, n-word.

[DragonForce1]

#19 Be gentle with glass on glass fittings - no banging them around!

Unless you have a roor, then youll kill the other glass and the bong will be fine

Rule #25 SMOKE OUT OF IT!

[napolitana869]

RULE #26 no chap stick/ lip stick/ lip gloss when you're smoking

[crudemood]

rule #27 dont melt bong if plastic if using torch flame lighter.

[Phx]

All good rules!

I have to say I never considered Farting in the bong before. I guess I would just be sure to make sure there is no "open flame" around to avoid any "Human Bottlerocket" effect if I did drop trow to christen a new instrument...

But back to all seriousness... brb...toke...toke... Okay:

Any other good BONG RULES?

[4gan2ja0]

dont put boiling water in an acrylic bong!

[Juggnoxalo]

Rule #28: KNOW how to use the bong properly!

[budsmoker]

rule#28 only take fat ass hits from the bong