One time I got nice and baked and went to put some water on to boil.(TOP RAMEN! w00t!) So I turn the stove on and go sit and watch some tv, and went to see if it was boiling about 5 minutes later, but it wasnt boiling so I gave it another 5 minutes. And as im turning the corner to check on it once again I hear this [what seemed like a] massive explosion and I hit the f'n deck. Once I realize im not gettin shot at with a 12 gauge I get up and see a bunch of tiny glass peices all over the stove(and my water still not boiling).
Before I got stoned i had actually done some dishes and put a big glass baking pan on the stove. And It was dark glass so I couldnt tell that i turned the wrong burner on and completly shattered a pefectly good hash brownies baking pan.
Im drilled right now, so if this doesnt make any sense...go to hell.