Stoner moment!!!

[chriscannabis]

Even the most expirienced stoners have moments were paranoia kicks in along with a stupid idea and plasters itself onto your thought proccess.

However, this one takes the cake in the number of weird shit my brain has scared itself with. I was walking home from my friends house after we smoked a gargantuan of weed in a short time. I mean, I'm talking everybody got two blunts for themselves, providing you could roll them. Basically, we had a lot of weed.

So, I had to walk home, it's maybe a ten minute walk, and somehow, I found the mental and physical prowress to get my motor functions in order and begin walking. I didn't get far before I realized I was robo-walking. "God I look retarded," I said to myself. My brain couldn't deal with thinking and walking at the same time and I stumbled as a large truck was passing me. I knew I looked pretty stupid so I turned around to watch the truck recede into the distance, why I do not know. However, the truck did nothing of the sort. Instead it stops. Now, in my obliterated state, I forgot there was a stop sign there at that intersection, though I pass by it everyday.

I figured the truck stopped because he had seen me stumble and though I was a lost retarded kid or something. Ironically, in less than two minutes an ambulance passes me. I figured they were gunna come help me, though it wouldn't do me much good to get carted off in an EMS stoned. They passed by, but I figured maybe they were just confused on who to pick up. I got to my street in short order and, well when fifteen red trucks pass you in a nieghborhood with a large amount of wannabe bloods, you tend to get a little antsy.

So I lost all control and sprinted for home. I made it inside without getting turned into a bullet sponge, but the fun didn't stop. Immediately I could have sworn I heard yelling outside. I figured it was either the cops or the truck guys or maybe even aliens. I figured they were going to seige my house and try and get me.

My grand plan for thwarting their efforts? Make a pizza of course. Fuck that, make that two pizzas. So after five minutes of looking like a crackhead at the microwave, holding a filet knife to fight the would-be house seigers medieval style, my pizza was down and i was munch out, still glancing out the windows like a dumbass.

I heard a noise at the door. Them again! Well this time I will face them in battle and smite them to defend my house and my pizza! I swiftly opened to door to slice and dice my many foes, and as the door creaks open.........








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Gotta have some suspense here...........................

















My cat runs in, looks at me like I have been professionally committing animal cruelty and runs over to the food bowl and begans eating like it's been in Ethiopia for about fifteen years.

I sighed and put the knife back and just layed down on the floor and went to sleep.

chriscannabis Reviewed by chriscannabis on 10-05-2006. Stoner moment!!! Even the most expirienced stoners have moments were paranoia kicks in along with a stupid idea and plasters itself onto your thought proccess. However, this one takes the cake in the number of weird shit my brain has scared itself with. I was walking home from my friends house after we smoked a gargantuan of weed in a short time. I mean, I'm talking everybody got two blunts for themselves, providing you could roll them. Basically, we had a lot of weed. So, I had to walk home, it's maybe Rating: 5

[biohazard]

hahaha that sounds pretty close to how paranoid i get when im stoned . cooking + weed is a bad idea, i almost burned my house down the other day. i was ripped and wanted some food, so i turned on the stove for NO reason (since the food is microwavable), placed the food in the microwave and let it heat up. about 30 mins later i remembered the stove that was still going and a towel almost caught on fire. good times......

[Zoosh]

haha yeah man thats funny.

[smokeblunts3]

yo you ever be walking home mad blazed with friends and it feels like you skipped blocks and shit? it happens all the time to me i will be just chillin walkin mad blazed look at the street sign be like aight got mad far to go still. so the next time i look up at the street sign it feels like only a minute passed and i'm already like 10 blocks passed what i just looked at the shits crazy but i love it when that happens when you got mad far to walk imp: :thumbsup:

[silasbotwin]

hahaha great story. I once got scared that my dad was gonna see my red eyes when he came home, so i decided i needed and excuse. My excuse was that i was petting our little dog on the staircase, sitting down, and when I got up i slipped somehow and my knees poked me in the eyes, and they've burned ever since. Yeah, great excuse.

Also there's been times where i've just been lying down pondering my brain, and I'll all of the sudden think of something that's never even happened (false memories, i get them all the time when i'm straight baked), and then when I realize it isnt real or I forget what I was thinking about, I get almost upset because I'm thinking that I've had that memory my entire life. its pretty funny though.

[go toke up]

My cat runs in, looks at me like I have been professionally committing animal cruelty and runs over to the food bowl and begans eating like it's been in Ethiopia for about fifteen years.

dude holy shit i started geekin out when i read that shit!!!lolol

[.nina.]

lmao, that's hilarious. now that's paranoia!

[FAllout]

haha nice

Its worse with shrooms man

One little thought gets in your skull and grow, untill your tripp is runied.
dont let it happen lol

[couch-potato]

I had one the other day too.

I was hungry, and I wanted toast. Put the bread in the toaster, flipped the little switch that makes the bread go down so it gets cooked. Got my cream cheese and jelly (try it, it's fucking great) with my butter knife and plate all ready to go. I waited, just staring into the toaster waiting for my toast to come out for a good 10 whole minutes.




The toaster was not plugged in.

[MastaChronic]

I had one the other day too.

I was hungry, and I wanted toast. Put the bread in the toaster, flipped the little switch that makes the bread go down so it gets cooked. Got my cream cheese and jelly (try it, it's fucking great) with my butter knife and plate all ready to go. I waited, just staring into the toaster waiting for my toast to come out for a good 10 whole minutes.




The toaster was not plugged in.

lmao, thats happened to me
funny story dude