Quote Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish
Yea about a month ago when I could smoke I took the garbage out at night right before Futurama came on on Adult Swim and smoked a really fat bowl so I could laugh my ass off.

I came inside and made a bowl of cereal and sat away from my dad so he wouldnt know im high over on the couch and he looked at me and was like. What are you eating?

I told him I was eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch and he's like were is it? I look at my bowl and all I put in it was the fuckin milk and the spoon. No cereal. I didnt say a word.

lmao man that has to be the funniest one in here ahaha

Made my day!


But somethings for me.. ok

Well, im with a few of my smoking buddies, and the one kid has this phone that does a cat noise/horse noise as ringtones..

And the one kid always gets tripped out when he plays those ringtones, so were sittin in tim hortons (coffe shop in canada) and he plays the ringtones, instantly the kid who gets tripped out by them dies laughing) he continued to play them, then someone from tim hortons working walks over and says, "ok we know you guys have playin those noises" then another buddy of mine, ahahahahahah, hes like. "I dont know what your talking about, looks to the ceiling and like a person whio comes to your hosue to check for rats or mice in that voice sorta says (looking to the tile ceiling) "OK!, theres definetly 3 possibly 4 cats up there, and Maaaaaaaaaaybe a horse" we all DIIIIIIIIIIE laughing ahhaah

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