There's so many other times where we just answered thing retarded. Here's a couple examples.

We're at my friend's house, his brother spills soda on the mattress. His mom comes in and asks what happened. My friend replies with "Carl smoked I mean spilled..something.." I just put my face in my hands and laughed.

My dad was watching an Liverpool soccer game and a black dude fouls an english player. My friend Jonathan(who's black) is sitting right next to me and we're all smoking.

Upon seeing the foul my dad yells at the T.V." You fooking nigger!!" He then turns and says to Jonathan,"Oh sorry Jonathan!"

The best is when my dad was trying to fix my T.V. high and my cat jumps on him to ask for food and my dad fuses the wrong wire and sparks fly out, he then grabs a can of Febreeze and sprays the cat in the face with it yelling "Piss off you little wanka!!"