hahaha that sounds pretty close to how paranoid i get when im stoned . cooking + weed is a bad idea, i almost burned my house down the other day. i was ripped and wanted some food, so i turned on the stove for NO reason (since the food is microwavable), placed the food in the microwave and let it heat up. about 30 mins later i remembered the stove that was still going and a towel almost caught on fire. good times......