Quote Originally Posted by TheFatKid
Oh God, too many to count.


"Ok guys, put the shit in Sam's weed vagina"

"OMFG BIFF GET MY IPOD OUT OF YOUR VAGINA"

"Dude....wanna burn our feet?" "Alright, lets do it" *proceeds with Axe and lighter*

"I am the cannabis guru. Lets start a weed tribe. What should be the name?" "canabatecs, because they are mexican and smoke weed"

"Why are their Africans dancing in the clouds?"

"Dude, we caught the disease from infiltrating the lab." *both of us spin in circles down the street for like 20 minutes*

"Lets role play Pokemon style"

"What if Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris teabagged your car?"

"NUTHA BLUNT, NUTHA BLUNT"

The last story I could think of(Its not a quote =O)

I had the munchies, and I always have hot dogs at my friends house. I take two, put them in the microwave, take them out, they are all cold, but whatever, who cares. I put tartar sauce and mustard on them, and take a bite. I can't taste anything, wtf. Well, it happens that there is a plastic wrapper on the hotdog, and I already put all the sauce on and stuff.

I also drew an emo kid on my sock. =D
I know I've done tons of shit like that, I just can't remember any of it.