Stoner moment!!!

[biohazard]

blazed and threw a pizza in the oven with some friends and began watchin a movie waiting until the pizza was done..... bakedies forgot about the pizza and we all fell asleep. the next morning, theres a black circle on the kitchen table with a post-it on the pizza with the word STONERS on it... the dudes mom found it before she left for work in the morning... oops

LOL, he's got a cool mom for doing the whole post-it thing .


Paranoia in school is the worse thing ever... especially when the teacher asks you a question when you are trying your best to not make yourself noticed. All you can do is mumble something under your breath which is most likley stupid (especially in calsses that require math... anything but simple addition can be a very difficult task stoned).

The first day of school i got fucking RIPPED at lunch. I was so stoned i almost passed out (a joint and 4-5 bowls later of white widow). I got extremley lucky I did not have to talk at all with the teacher in my physics class which I had right after.

KEEP THE STORIES COMING, WE CAN'T LET THIS THREAD DIE!

[Nodnorb]

with my on friend whenever we smoke as soon as we flick the lighter we hear a siren so last time my friend yells out we are over here cops. i tell him to shut up. then the siren gets closer and i freak out cuz i have 4 joints in a bag in my pocket and sum dank there too it comes closer and closer...........................












and it goes right by. i got scared shitless and almost ran out of our cover i turn around and hes taking a giant ass hit with the biggest smile on his face and says "hahahahaha i just stole ur hit".....bitch

[chriscannabis]

Another one is I'll be driving around with my girl and I'll hand her the joint like down at her legs. She'll always gp"What the fuck are you doing?" and I always answer "Shh, they might see the joint!".


My car has tinted windows....

[chriscannabis]

There's so many other times where we just answered thing retarded. Here's a couple examples.

We're at my friend's house, his brother spills soda on the mattress. His mom comes in and asks what happened. My friend replies with "Carl smoked I mean spilled..something.." I just put my face in my hands and laughed.

My dad was watching an Liverpool soccer game and a black dude fouls an english player. My friend Jonathan(who's black) is sitting right next to me and we're all smoking.

Upon seeing the foul my dad yells at the T.V." You fooking nigger!!" He then turns and says to Jonathan,"Oh sorry Jonathan!"

The best is when my dad was trying to fix my T.V. high and my cat jumps on him to ask for food and my dad fuses the wrong wire and sparks fly out, he then grabs a can of Febreeze and sprays the cat in the face with it yelling "Piss off you little wanka!!"

[Grava Flave]

me and 3 buddies were smokin at midnight in the middle of a public park when a car pulled up, my bro yelled "5-0!" and we booked out


we were blazed as fuckin hell and we all had weed and pipes and shit on us (not to metion we've all been in rehab at one time or another) so we took off into the woods, i fuckin fell in the mud and everything

later that night we went bak and the car was there except..it was a saturn. not a damn cop



cant stand saturns since then

[Cochise]

Yea about a month ago when I could smoke I took the garbage out at night right before Futurama came on on Adult Swim and smoked a really fat bowl so I could laugh my ass off.

I came inside and made a bowl of cereal and sat away from my dad so he wouldnt know im high over on the couch and he looked at me and was like. What are you eating?

I told him I was eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch and he's like were is it? I look at my bowl and all I put in it was the fuckin milk and the spoon. No cereal. I didnt say a word.

lmao man that has to be the funniest one in here ahaha

Made my day!


But somethings for me.. ok

Well, im with a few of my smoking buddies, and the one kid has this phone that does a cat noise/horse noise as ringtones..

And the one kid always gets tripped out when he plays those ringtones, so were sittin in tim hortons (coffe shop in canada) and he plays the ringtones, instantly the kid who gets tripped out by them dies laughing) he continued to play them, then someone from tim hortons working walks over and says, "ok we know you guys have playin those noises" then another buddy of mine, ahahahahahah, hes like. "I dont know what your talking about, looks to the ceiling and like a person whio comes to your hosue to check for rats or mice in that voice sorta says (looking to the tile ceiling) "OK!, theres definetly 3 possibly 4 cats up there, and Maaaaaaaaaaybe a horse" we all DIIIIIIIIIIE laughing ahhaah

theres the contribution

[MastaChronic]

once me and my friends found $700 in a money clip and we bought a qp of WW for 600 and bought a bunch of booze, we mustve smoked a 1/4 before we decided we should go on a journey, a journey, to abbys pizza to obtain the legendary pie. it was only a 5 minute walk from my homies house to there and when we got there i ordered a giant pepperoni pizza...mmmmm... but when they were finished cooking it, they dropped it, but i was just like, "i want that one for free, and another for the the one i paid for" they did it and when they were finished we left, we tried to wait until we got to his house, but couldnt, the two giant pepperoni pizzas were gone within 5 minutes, never even reached his doorstep, then we proceeded to smoke a few more joints and get drunk off some captain morgans spiced rum

[psychedellics]

So many funny stories. LMAO at the tootsie pop story and the bow of milk story

Me and my buddies went to McDonald's drive thru late night and circled the drive thru 3 times cuz we kept forgetting to order shit/ wanted to get more food. the dude at the window knew what was up.

got more that i cant think of right now.

[couch-potato]

I've already told this story but what the hell.

A few months back I went on vacation in British Columbia, Canada with some buddies. We decided on a day of joyriding through the mountain highways to get to Victoria just to see what it was like. We blazed then hit the road. Ever been drifting on a highway with moderate traffic? Jesus Christ, we should have died about 16 times there, after a fucking adrenaline rush we decide to smoke some more then hit a Dairy Queen for the munchies. I was BAKED. Laughing my ass off because they sold different kinds of ice cream, and I couldn't stop doing dumb shit like climbing on top of the counter. So finally the manager has to come out, takes one look at my face and says "You guys are really baked, huh? Got any herb left?"

We smoked out the manager of Dairy Queen, and he bought us all ice creams after.

[TheFatKid]

Oh God, too many to count.


"Ok guys, put the shit in Sam's weed vagina"

"OMFG BIFF GET MY IPOD OUT OF YOUR VAGINA"

"Dude....wanna burn our feet?" "Alright, lets do it" *proceeds with Axe and lighter*

"I am the cannabis guru. Lets start a weed tribe. What should be the name?" "canabatecs, because they are mexican and smoke weed"

"Why are their Africans dancing in the clouds?"

"Dude, we caught the disease from infiltrating the lab." *both of us spin in circles down the street for like 20 minutes*

"Lets role play Pokemon style"

"What if Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris teabagged your car?"

"NUTHA BLUNT, NUTHA BLUNT"

The last story I could think of(Its not a quote =O)

I had the munchies, and I always have hot dogs at my friends house. I take two, put them in the microwave, take them out, they are all cold, but whatever, who cares. I put tartar sauce and mustard on them, and take a bite. I can't taste anything, wtf. Well, it happens that there is a plastic wrapper on the hotdog, and I already put all the sauce on and stuff.

I also drew an emo kid on my sock. =D