Ha ha! Good story.

First time I got really buzzed from drinking, was before school when I was in junior high. I had tasted booze a few times, but I wanted to get drunk, so before school I had mixed some Gin, Spiced Rum, whiskey, and some mint shnappes, all in one bottle, yes, one bottle, and I drank that all straight right before school. I didn't feel much after the first 10min or so, but as I walked into home room, things were slowing down and getting hazey. I started wobbling during the standing of the flag.

I went to Gym class, I had forgot my shorts so I couldn't participate, but I entertained myself in the equiptment room. They had this huge foam mat, and I was climbing up the old jungle jims, jumping off, and ladning on the mats. It was funner than playing b-ball with dumb looking kids.

Then science class came and I wasn't feeling so hot, so I slept through the entire class until the bell woke me up.

Math class, I tried passing out again but teacher wouldn't let me. I asked to go to my locker, he said something, everyone laughed, and I just gave him a thumbs up and hiccupped. I ran to the washroom, barfed my brains out like, 6 times, went to the office, and they sent me home.

I don't even remeber walking home from school. I just got home and passed out for a good 5hrs. Woke up and the next day at school everyone asked where I went. I'd tell you if I could remeber myself.

That was my first time getting drunk.

The first time at a prty though I was affectionate. I was hugging and copping feels from the hottest seniors in school. Ah, i loved junior high boobs, so firm.