The first time i got high....

Was when i as 13, on a saturday i went to my mate Pips house with a few other girls(used to prefer chillin wid girls,still do)and proceeded to raid her mums drink cabinet as she was away for the weekend. A few bottles of tequila later her older brother Olli came home with a couple of mates. Now her older bro used to give me the willies man! He had huge long dreads(pretty gd for a white guy), both eye brows pierced,lip,nose,ears and tongue. This guy was full of metal and every sentence he said started or ended with cunt or fuck. Dude used to shit me up! And his mates were pretty much cut frm the same cloth.So theres lil ole me drunk up with his sister and her mates all crashed out in the lounge.

He takes one look at me, and says who the fuck are you? His sis (my mate) tells him and his mates to fuck off and leave me be. With that he he storms into the kitchen grabs a few beers and tells me to follow him upstairs if i know whats good for me.
At this point im shittin so many bricks i could build a house! I follow him upstairs with his two mates and go up to his bedroom. His mate Purdy sits down on the bed a pulls out this block of hash the size of brick! At the time i didnt have a clue wtf it was, i asked Purdy(one of his mates) what it was and wished i hadnt. This guy had only got out of prison that day and as a result of a fight inside he'd had all of his teeth knocked out (snooker ball in a sock) i couldnt understand a word he said and didnt dare say pardon! He sat there and i watched as he proceeded to burn a huge chunk off and begin to mix it with some baccy into a rizla, he rolled, took a few hits and passed it to me. I gingerly took it from him and took a few virgin tokes and coughed my guts up. He rolled a few more and we all sat there chuffin and talkin about his time inside,as much as i could understand.
After a while Purdy went to use the toilet and i then asked Olli what it was we were smokin and he fell onto the floor into a fit of laughter as did his other mate. Purdy then came back in and wanted to know what was so funny and Olli told him i wanted to know what we were smoking. With that he bit a chunk off with his shards of teeth, threw it at me and told me to fuck off and ask my mum. Guess that was his way off saying good bye. I took it down to the girls and asked his sis if she knew what it was. I remember her lookin at me like i stupid and me falling on the floor laughing my tits off!

Havent look back since! The shit we were toking turned out to be Goldseal, by far the best hashish ive ever toked! I dont remember what happend to the chunk he gave me, maybe i toked it,maybe i lost it. Ahhhhh the good ole days!:thumbsup:

Peace

Buddy