You scare me sometimes, Friendowl.

I agree that it's a silly question. Even inexperienced people can be good lovers. And I hope that no one at the top end of the scale aspires to be a fictional character. Being real is so much better than terming oneself a ninja.

Let's just say my husband is happy and satisfied and has no complaints; neither do I. We find ways to keep things hot, even after a long marriage.