Is this guy above me for real! haha! wtf :wtf:

I'd have to say WHITE WIDOW! I mean fuckin Waaaw man! :wtf:

I was in AMSTERDAM a few years ago, me and my buddy were coming back from Poland and had a connecting flight to catch in Schipol with a 7 hr wait so we decided to jump on the train into Amsterdam city cenre and went to the nearest cafe we could find... (I dont even remember the name of it)

We had like 30 euro's between us so we put our money together and got a gram of White Widow...15 euro's.... (everything on the menu was the same price...but the weights differed slightly) and we rolled two of the fattest 'deadly' cones I have ever smoked!

It was fine sitting down in the cafe.... But I swear to GOD! when I 'stood up' and walked outside into the fresh air....my fuckin world turned inside out man!

I could'nt even speak! I was totally disorientated! I swear to god! when I was walking my arms and legs looked like tracer!

I'm sooo glad my buddy was there with me to guide us! (and the train station was only down the street!.... I'd have been hit by a tram otherwise!)

WE (well him mostly) managed to navigate us to 'Macdonalds' I think...It might've been burger king....though I'm quite sure it was Macdonalds.....

All I remamber from there was my 'buddy' eating his burger and fries...and to ME... it looked like he was stuffing them into his face REALLY fast!!.... WELL this was the funniest thing in the fucking world man!!! I nearly fell off my chair... I was crying with laughter!...... He just looked at my though.... I could tell I was making him paranoid!

Next thing I remember is being on one of those big double decker trains on our way back to the airport.... It was pretty full...so I had to stand..and all I remember is trying realllllly hard not to burst into a raging laughing fit! even though 'everything' was fucking hillarious man! haha! What a day!

WHITE WIDOW gets my vote....hands down!