Maryland! We have it all.

Good weed, Baltimore, close to New York, skiing, mountains, Chesapeake bay, hot summers, cold winters, beautiful fall and spring, great beaches, marshlands and bay area, crabs, Natty Boh beer, Lewis Black, 4 of the top 10 richest counties in the nations, yet they're not snobs, Johns Hopkins, Cal Ripken, decent law enforcement (except Ocean City), farms, long winding rodas, beautiful state parks, and loads more...

Growing up here I though it was boring, but now it's much more exciting