ok, ive got an idea to get this guy back. what you do is get all of his pets and put them on an air plane to china. Then you call him after you block your number and hide your voice and tell him that his missing animals are on which ever air plane to china which leaves in 30 minutes and if he ever wants to see them not seasoned and on a dinner plate he better hurry the fuck up then hang up. He will then get into his car not suspecting that you had put more than half a bag of sugar into his gas tank. He will be left stranded on the way to the air port at which time he will attempt to figure out what is wrong with the car. He will open the hood and find the giant shit that you left atop his engine(or get creative and put it in the oil hole or washer fluid hole). He will be stranded, have a shit covered car, and his pets will be eaten in china.