Busted at school

[tribute to me]

My friend and I decided it would be a good idea to toke up in lower b bathroom on the way to the science computer lab. While toking one of the janitors walked in, and though my friend just slipped out of the bathroom, I was stuck exhaling the hugest hit of my life right in front of the janitors face. He brought me to my assistant principal. He wasn't there at the time so I had to see the worse assistant principal, Mr. Mooers. He lectured me for 5634900 hours. I was sitting there, barely listening to him, stoned out of my mind, thinking to myself "Wow, this guy is a fucking dumbass!" Then my mom came and I found out how lucky I was. I only got suspended for 3 days and nothing was put on my record. I have to see the nurse when I go back tomorrow, I guess so she can tell if I have a problem or something hah. But since then, my life has been total shit. It's not the punishment, which is barely anything at all, but it is other things. Thanks to this fag named Jesse, his mom called my dad and found out all about me. Jesse's mom, being the moronic piece of shit she is, called ALL of my friend's parents and told them that I got suspended for smoking in the bathroom at school. She neglects to tell any one of them that her own son buys an ounce at a time, and buys bongs with his mom's credit card (pretty sweet, i know, but that's not the point). So now I can basically never hang out with any of my friends ever again thanks to a kid named Jesse, and all he had to do was call his mom to tell her where he was. But he was too god damn lazy. And for that he fucked everyone else over. The best advice I can give you is never to smoke at school and never be friends with douchebags who let you down. Keep tokin'

tribute to me Reviewed by tribute to me on 10-03-2006. Busted at school My friend and I decided it would be a good idea to toke up in lower b bathroom on the way to the science computer lab. While toking one of the janitors walked in, and though my friend just slipped out of the bathroom, I was stuck exhaling the hugest hit of my life right in front of the janitors face. He brought me to my assistant principal. He wasn't there at the time so I had to see the worse assistant principal, Mr. Mooers. He lectured me for 5634900 hours. I was sitting there, barely Rating: 5

[growitandsmokeit]

That sounds harsh his Mum sounds a bit of a busy body bitch

[tribute to me]

Yep, and apparently she came up to my room while I was gone (blazing) and like went through my stuff? i mean what the fuck is that!!!!

[Cassiopiea]

Man he has to be a faggot queer to do something like that, everyone knows straight guys dont do that.

How about dont smoke at school? Its your own fault for smoking anyway.

[tribute to me]

[QUOTE=cassiopiea

How about dont smoke at school? Its your own fault for smoking anyway.[/QUOTE]

what did i say at the very end of my first post? "my advice is dont smoke at school"
and did i ever blame my smoking and getting caught on anyone but myself?

so stfu

[Pride]

He brought me to my assistant principal. He wasn't there at the time so I had to see the worse assistant principal, Mr. Mooers. He lectured me for 5634900 hours. I was sitting there, barely listening to him, stoned out of my mind, thinking to myself "Wow, this guy is a fucking dumbass!"

LOL!!! That made me crack up! That's good story telling.

[Frivolous248]

You should kick the shit out of that nigga', fo' sho'.

lol...how old are you that your parents still know eachothers parents and call them about stuff? It might just be me, but I like having my parents not know much. I've slept over peoples houses without my parents ever seeing their parents, and my parents don't know any of my friends numbers which is good.

[fikusroot]

His mom sounds like the entire female population over 35 of Buckhead in Atlanta, Georgia.

[smoke it]

i hate fuckin soccer moms who get involved with everyones shit jus cause they got nothin else to do. and she shouldnt be bitchin about stuff she dosent know about talkin bout how weed is bad. stupid bitch

[fikusroot]

The soccer moms arent to blame. They're just extremely horny cause their husbands don't fuck them anymore because they're sleeping with their 23 year old secretaries. So if they didn't bitch and moan all the time they'd probably all go crazy and start fucking the closest thing thats warm.