how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke

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my mom is not the smartest person in the world, i was drunk off my ass one time, i had split wiskey and beer all over my clothes, and walked right up to here drunk out of my mind, the smell on my breath, my clothes, and even my skin, she didnt even relize i was drunk. and she cares that i smoke weed, she dosent like it, but she dose relize that its better then me drinking, or anyother drugs in the world, and she still gets mad at me for it, she still yells at me about it, but i know theres nuthing i can do to change her mind over her yelling at me, and she knows theres nuthin she can do over my smokin weed, except get mad, she knows she will never be able to to keep me from smokin, and i respect her rules, i dont smoke weed in her house, i dont bring weed in her house, and i dont even bring my pipe into her house, infact i dont even bring the bong into the house to refill it, the only thing i do is go into her house while i high, and even then, i try to wait until im not totaly blitzed.

my dad, he could care less.

I don't know how to tell you this, but I think she knows and she's just not saying anything.

[Eshelmen]

i just show my mom my card when stoned, and she`s like "Your fucking lucky"

I told her i`ll buy her a card cause of her stress and diabetes

[s2headhunter]

start doing alot of stuff around the house and helping out..trust me that helps...and workout or run everyday and that will show them you are still motivated and not getting lazy

[JerryGarcia]

Dude, I had a great idea. When you're at a party that's really boring and you just want to leave, call up your parents, and in your geekiest voice say, "um, some people are smoking marijuana here, can you come pick me up?" Then they'll totally trust you forever, man.

[JerryGarcia]

i totally agree. my mom found out and told me i "need to stop doing that" and tried to argue with me. her only argument was basically that it's illegal and a drug and i said "yes i know its illegal, but it shouldn't be, and alcohol is a drug too and is way worse for you than smoking weed." then she says "you're going to become a burn out" and i say "are you serious?" and then invite her to check out erowid.org and read something about it. that's usually where she says "you better not get arrested" and i tell her i'm not an idiot about it and the conversation ends.

Parents don't really buy into the whole "it may be illegal, but it shouldn't be" thing. All they care about is that it is, in fact, illegal, and their precious little angel could get thrown in the slammer for it.

[Markay]

Is 165 euro/115 sterling pounds a good price for an ounce of bud?

Is this a stupid question!?

[Markay]

Shit man...sorry! wrong thing!

[Master Juggalo]

MY parents are fine with it as long as I don't do it in there house. But sometime there afraid that I will get mixed up in a bad deal or something and get shot.

[ghandi]

I told my mum 'n' Dad that I used to smoke weed but I don't any more... that's how i can explain any peices that they find but they haven't found any yet

[Chuddy]

Due to the really lax weed laws in Canada, especially here around the capital, it's become sort of an ok thing to smoke weed. My brother and I used to always hotbox the shed in our backyard, till one day my dad came out and caught us. All I recal is him saying, "Get out of this room!" After that, I haven't heard anything else from him.

My dad used to be into experimentation when he was my age, so says my uncle. But he never talks about it. I think that part of his lie is over, although I did find rolling papers in his gig bag a few years ago.

We were in the shed again, this time me, my brother, my younger sister and her boyfriend. We hadn't even lit the bowl yet and my mother walked in. All she said was "busted." My sister got in shit since she's the favorite, but I never got talken too or anything.

Over all, my parents rules on smoking weed are pretty decent. They do not want us smoking on the property, but don't seem to have a problem if we're off the property. Since there is nothing illegal about it, they don't really have any reason to get too upset. My brother owns 3 very nice, $200+ glass bongs, and an assortment of pipes, chubblers and bowls, which he displays in his room. They're ok with him owning them, just not using them on the property.

So, when ever we want to get nice and baked, we either smoke in the shed when the parents aren't home, or go really late at night, quickly and quietly so as not to get caught. Last night we drove to a public parking lot and boxed my car up nice. Somedays we'll go to a public park, and just sit in the field with a bong on a sunny day. People don't mind since we're minding our own business and not hurting anyone, and the cops never bother us since we're not doing anything illegal, and it is public property. Although this one time my brother got caught hotboxing his friend's car in a college parking lot, private property. They were issued $70 trespassing fines and had a 1/4o and a bong confiscated.