New Pipe: $10
1/8th of Dank: $30
Look on your Dad's face when the police bring you home at midnight and tell him they've just busted you for possession: Priceless

I can't tell you how many times I had battles, similar to the one you describe, with my parents. Mom finding my stash, Dad walking in on me smoking a joint, police bringing me home at midnight, etc., etc. I used to think they were pretty "gay" too. Now that I'm 36 and a parent myself, however, all those "ignorant" things that they used to do, that pissed me off back then, suddenly make sense. Whether misguided or not, it's just because they care. Try to remember that.