Never whored myself for weed but I've been on the other end of the equation. What would you call that, "Johning yourself for weed"? Not that I'm the type of guy to take advantage of a girl mind you.

It was this girl I knew in high school that I used to flirt with a lot. She came up to me in the photoclass darkroom of all places( I was the school newspaper photographer so I had access when the teacher wasn't around.) She just came up to me, whispered "I hear you've got some good bud", got down on her knees, and went to town. Well, I'm not about to argue when a pretty hot chick starts blowing me out of the blue so I had to be a gentleman and let her finish. When she was done I gave her some weed but told her "all you had to do was ask" She just smiled, said "I know" and left me alone in the dark.