It wasn't really painful, just weird. After my first wife had two babies in 13 months, I guess the docs thought they had a hot one, and tried prescribing these spermicidal insert things she was to insert immediately before sex. They fizzed like alka-seltzer and felt readlly weird, like fucking a rootbeer float or something. Fucking strange. We never liked the idea of the pill screwing her up so we tried different stuff. But those were just fucked-up, literally.....Can you say FUCKING GUINEA PIG?