Most painful sexual moment

[justinsane]

the most painful ordeal ive overcome is when my ex was new at jerking off... me.. and she just went hog-wild and thought the harder and faster the better... i was putting carmex on one chafed wang for the next week... YIPES!

[Kryzco]

one word...

anal

I swear I saw jesus

[True_Hippie]

lol....jesus was watching you do that? that's not good haha

[led.zeppelin]

Was he jerking off to it?, Most painful experience would be chick sneezing while giving head, chomped my dick and almost puked

[partyguy420]

ROLF I just thought of something that would make any man cringe......Picture this, your girl putting her sharp finger nails in your butt hole then mid thrust your dick comes out jabs between her thigh snaps, resulting in you thrusting back onto the pointy finger nail , which yes makes you thrust forward , causing another breakage.................this could go on for some time but u get the drift..........dying from multiple dick wound.ouch:stoned:

that would suck... and mostlikely, that would happen to me.... plus im sure there would be some rips in your anus from the finger nail.... and i yea, i shoud of smacked her, but i had just gotten out of juevey from like a 5day stay, plus, i didnt have any sex for like a month begor i went, so i was just like finaly, some damn pu$$y.... and just kept going...

[dutch.lover]

This JUST happened- me and my bf are about to get busy on the bed, he is kneeling and tugging quite hard to pull off my jeans (they're quite tight) and just as he pulls them off, my belt buckly hits the ceiling lamp and the whole thing shatters down on us!!!!! We got away with only a couple little cuts, but the glass was ancient so now we have little shards of glass, and glass dust all over our bedroom and bed! FUCK THIS! I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with bits of glass in my ass- real fun

[dutch.lover]

turns out he actually punched the light by accident. stupid boyfriend.

[dutch.lover]

best part: i told my mom what happened, and she just laughed her ass off. didnt even ask if we were ok. just laughed and laughed and laughed....

[dutch.lover]

yes, i talk to my mom about sex. lol. its fun sometimes, but other times u learn things you reallllllllly dont wanna know.

[BigHyphyD]

Was he jerking off to it?, Most painful experience would be chick sneezing while giving head, chomped my dick and almost puked

LOL


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