Most painful sexual moment

[WEED_UK]

Share ur painful secrets.............it will make me feel better

One night after a proper hardcore fuck sesss on E and shits loads a green,me and the girl were at it like we were starting mankind kind again when my ol boy slipped out and went in-between her leg and flap mid hard thrust.......resulting in my dick bending 90 degrees and ummmm virtually snapped.......next morning we laughed(well i faked that laugh) and i read up on the net as i was in so much pain to see i you could actually break ur dick!!!!!
Guess what people it can actually be done,lets say it has a slight kink....lol
But it worked for the better as they way it is now it makes her G spot go wild coz of the 30 degree angle.
As they say NO PAIN NO GAIN

WEED_UK Reviewed by WEED_UK on 10-02-2006. Most painful sexual moment Share ur painful secrets.............it will make me feel better:p One night after a proper hardcore fuck sesss on E and shits loads a green,me and the girl were at it like we were starting mankind kind again when my ol boy slipped out and went in-between her leg and flap mid hard thrust.......resulting in my dick bending 90 degrees and ummmm virtually snapped.......next morning we laughed(well i faked that laugh) and i read up on the net as i was in so much pain to see i you could actually Rating: 5

[T®auma]

Ouch, reading that story hurt me.

[Inferius]

I think you can get medication for that.......

[fikusroot]

I think it's mostly bullshit but it's funny bullshit nonetheless. I like the simile you threw in there. It adds a nice poetic touch to your dick breaking story

[WEED_UK]

I swear on my 5 y/o boys life man (and i love him dearly) its the gods honest truth.......how can you find that funny......it fucking hurt.....lol

[lowryderulez]

wow im wasted man thats souns kool mite try it out lol

[fikusroot]

Just the whole idea of breaking your dick off. If you need a weapon, think of Eva Longoria and break off your dick. Instant sword. Or, in some peoples cases, a stealthy dagger.

[WEED_UK]

Just the whole idea of breaking your dick off. If you need a weapon, think of Eva Longoria and break off your dick. Instant sword. Or, in some peoples cases, a stealthy dagger.

rofl....if only it was a sword....then my mrs would of felt the sharpe end of the stick....if you excuse the pun....boom boom

Believe it fucking hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[allrightname]

I know what your talking about! O it hurts. Generally results in both my partner and myself going "oww!" at the same time. Never did it hard enough to make a permanent bend though...

[LIP]

I've bent my cock before, and damn right, its so bloody painful i went off sex for 2 weeks.