Most painful sexual moment

[the yeag]

ha ha ha..weed uk...you have a bannana dick....you can piss around corners now.

[hasanyoneseenmypipe1]

i have bent the boyo myself but not enought to break it was damn painful though that would be my most painful, woman on top can be dangerous.

[MegaOctane12]

Madonna breaks Guy Richies on a regular basis, there's no flab there is like fucking a corpse with a hole in the middle, no friction, like putting your dick in yogurt.

[WEED_UK]

lol.....yeag......you may experience it someday..................Sex i mean

[MastaChronic]

i too have had "penis breakage" now mine has like a fat knot in the middle

[FireyBudBurner]

Its permanently bent!!

[rhino44]

tihs is the funniest shit ive ever heard. watch it happen to me now lol. you had a good laugh with her the next day? lol thats the funniest part you had to laugh instead of cry.

[someuser]

...my ol boy slipped out and went in-between her leg and flap mid hard thrust.......resulting in my dick bending 90 degrees and ummmm virtually snapped.......

I got nothing on that... Ouch! :stoned:

[Fengzi]

I believe you Weed UK. I've heard of that before, I think they call it a penile fracture or something like that. Supposed to hurt like hell.

Only pain I've ever had as a result of sex(well, other than an std..but that's another story) was from what I call cock glue. Any guys out there get it other than me? You know, you've still got some cum or precum in the tubes when you pull up your pants. A little bit comes out then dries up, basically gluing the tip of your dick to your underwear. Then it just waits silently, until the next time you have to go and take a piss. You walk into the bathroom, pull down your pants, and then...."holy crap that hurts!!"

[rajking86]

Actually this can result in a major problem in a man,
you better get this checked out bro.....it could result in:

Peyronie's Disease.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie_disease

Ouch.