there should be accademy awards for close calls!

[Abattoir Dream]

hahaha, this is the first time ive seen this thread and thats a great story, just a couple days ago police came to my door and being a minor grower (for now) i was like 'shit shit SHIT!' and my heart was racing and i was muddling words and just didnt feel good at all, but they eventually fucked off and i eventually calmed down, shit's you up real good tho dont it?!?
Anyway, yes, this deserves to be in the hall of fame, not at the top, but definately far from the bottom, - hey maybe you should be an actress, your good at improvisation thats for sure lol and an actress with tits is all the better lol

Abattoir Dream Reviewed by Abattoir Dream on 10-17-2006. there should be accademy awards for close calls! check this out guys this happened 2 nights ago. i had a guy hanging out at my place. long story short, i broke out my stash around midnight, and he hit the bong a few times with me. i was talking to him about the time my german shepherd was poisened (rick, if i find you, you're DED!) and the dude jumped up off the couch totally freaking out!!:confused: "What's in this shit? What's in this shit?! you bitch! you poisened me! i'm dying, im gonna die" W.....T......F????? he runs Rating: 5

[kindprincess]

i love this!

[kindprincess]

rehash...

[Scarlet Sky]

haha! omg!

reps for sure :thumbsup:

[prairieplantsystems]

hahaha, this is the first time ive seen this thread and thats a great story, just a couple days ago police came to my door and being a minor grower (for now) i was like 'shit shit SHIT!' and my heart was racing and i was muddling words and just didnt feel good at all, but they eventually fucked off and i eventually calmed down, shit's you up real good tho dont it?!?

why did the cops show up?

[Toke'n]

So how about a picture of them tits?

Thats what i was thinking

[LIP]

why did the cops show up?

Probably just to be annoying wankers - it's what they do most of the time.

I respect police officers for what they do, but they aint always right and i aint scared of them. They think everyone should bow to them - maybe if they did their jobs we wouldnt call em C*nts and brick em in the street.

[ElementalEffect]

Not a great story. Cool that you didn't get caught. Everyone has freaked out before. Why didn't you just hang up the phone before he was able to dial 911 and tell them where you lived? That would have been a lot easier. And the kick in the balls afterwards.....pretty fucked up. I'm not even sure I believe it.

[smokedoutmymind]

haha thats awesome, you owned the pigs lol
great story, funny as shit

[Rapidfire187]

Not a great story. Cool that you didn't get caught. Everyone has freaked out before. Why didn't you just hang up the phone before he was able to dial 911 and tell them where you lived? That would have been a lot easier. And the kick in the balls afterwards.....pretty fucked up. I'm not even sure I believe it.

Uhhh, you do know that cops are required to come out to your residence if someone calls 911 and hangs up right? I think even if they call back and talk to someone who says "oh it's ok, it was just my kid", they still come.

This was a great story. I'm glad someone bumped this for whatever reason, awesome read. Boobs rule!