My moms mother is visiting..

[Sabron]

My moms mother is visiting soon for a week...we all hate her guts..

its just the things she does.. she tells everyone what to do.. she thinks she is better than everyone she comes in contact with
And god help me if she finds out i smoke..
And also the things she did to my mom when my mother was young..
1. She stabbed my mother
2. She lit my mom on fire and didnt care
3. She beat all her kids
4. threatend to shoot her husband
5. Like the phrase " keeping up with the jones's " ..her last name is jones.... and thats how she views her life..
God help me.. Please..send me marijuana..

Sabron Reviewed by Sabron on 10-01-2006. My moms mother is visiting.. My moms mother is visiting soon for a week...we all hate her guts.. its just the things she does.. she tells everyone what to do.. she thinks she is better than everyone she comes in contact with And god help me if she finds out i smoke.. And also the things she did to my mom when my mother was young.. 1. She stabbed my mother 2. She lit my mom on fire and didnt care 3. She beat all her kids 4. threatend to shoot her husband 5. Like the phrase " keeping up with the jones's " ..her Rating: 5

[T®auma]

Ok heres the plan.

1. Get some weed and roll a nice joint.
2. Find G-Ma and tell her off.
3. Light joint and smoke with G-Ma.
4. Everything is fine in the family
5. Praise T®auma

[NextLineIsMine]

that sounds a tad hard to believe. Most mothers dont torch and stab their children, even the really really fucked up ones. Care to elaborate?

[Sabron]

Well considering i have seen pictures and scars from the incedents..and HEARD her threaten to shoot husband...and listend to varius stories told buy my aunts ( her kids ) about her beating them.. i can say 1 thing..Back then..it wasnt illigal to hit your children

[Inferius]

This woman sounds like the anti-christ.
If your family is so accepting to have her over, but she still acts as evil as always, just leave.
Lock your door, leave the house, go to friends.
OR
Have a face to face talk with her.
Directly, calmly, and maturely explain to her how you feel,
and talk to her about it all.

[Cassiopiea]

Or just be a petulant bastard and whwn she goes to hit you threaten to call the police, or just grab her hand and tell her that that shit wont fly with you.

[johnnyAKABob]

kick her ass, nothing like a granny beating to kick off the day.... or just keep out of her way and hope she gets bored and leaves?

[Skink]

well seeing how you really can't kill her,kill her with kindness,she won't know what to think...

[T®auma]

kick her ass, nothing like a granny beating to kick off the day.... or just keep out of her way and hope she gets bored and leaves?

I have never herd of starting off the day with beating Granny. If my g ma wasnt dead i might consoder it. O wait... No i dont think i will be hitting a old lady... i might go to jail and i am not a very big guy. I will have a tought time in jail....:smokin:

[StStephen]

Fire it up and blow some smoke in her face. Fuck her.