My moms mother is visiting..

[Nochowderforyou]

Back in the 60's when my mom was growing up, she got beat daily with wooden spoons and leather belts, for no reason, so this kind of abuse doesn't surprise in the least.

"Accidentally" spill some boiling water on her lap, or some hot coffee. That'll teach the old hag! Ha ha!

[Funyons]

volunteer tp help cook a big family meal for everyone. When the recipe calls for butter, drop a shit load of cannabutter....maybe that will loosen the bitch up a bit

[Acouwaila]

Well my mom was forced to eat a carton of cigarettes because her dad found out she smoked

but in ur situation im sure ud be fine eating the weed (just ask if u can make brownies out of it)

[Sabron]

I think im just going to be gone all day.. then when night rolls around come home and lock myself in my room... if she knocks i just remain silent.. im not there ><