How do I buy weed? With money. =P

But in all seriousness, I get my shit from my dad, whom used to be a total drug-addict, but now only supports the bud. And since he used to be an addict, he knows where to get all the good shit.

I get my shit at discounted prices, as well.

That's the good thing about having parents whom smoke weed.
They wont rip nor rat you off.