Fuuuuck me

[NextLineIsMine]

I had an interview I forgot about when I was still way high on ecstacy once. We talked about what I could offer Starbucks for about 5 minutes then we spent a half hour talking about her problems with her boyfriend and how she really feels about him.

NextLineIsMine Reviewed by NextLineIsMine on 10-01-2006. Fuuuuck me Right, Its 10.30, ive just polished off the roaches from the night before. ive got a nice warm high. Then this woman from Morrisons (a supermarket) phones me "hello?" "Uuuum, hi?" "wats the matter, you sound a little fadey" Me: (thinking: more like faded) "Uuum, sorry is that better?) Yes: "Now, would you like to come in today for an interview for morrisons in an hour and a half" Me (bricking it); Uuum ok. What do I do? its an hour and a half until I have to go to an interview and Rating: 5

[brookerosebud]

the trick to being stoned in public is to never let them see you sober.

[Reefer Rogue]

the trick to being stoned in public is to never let them see you sober.

That was absolutely brilliant.

[TheGreenFog]

the trick to being stoned in public is to never let them see you sober.

That is EXACTLY my motto. Its strange when I'm not high. They say, "is everything alright?" Brilliant. imp:

TGF

[Cassiopiea]

Lol, the interview went perfectly. I was charming, made her laugh, she complemented me, if only i was sraight and she didnt look like an old boot I would have been in. She said she has a few jobs to offer me and that shed phone back later that day to tell me. Which she didnt, but hats kinda normal I suppose so im just pleased.

[Kryzco]

eating does the trick

I was drunk off my ass, and I needed to sober up to make it home so this lady whipped up some bomb ass quatemalen tostadas!

damn I wish I had another one right now

I hope she calls you back!

[Cassiopiea]

Cheers man,I did exctly that b4 hand, lol. I ate like three hot dogs in buns, brushed my teeth and splashed a shitoad of cold water on my face.

Man I felt so relaxed and confident going into te interview though.

[Mello.as.Hello]

There's nothing better than being baked out of your gourd, and going to an interview. ESPECIALLY when she says "I really like how outgoing and energetic you are. You're very fun and personable, and I think that will fit in well here!"

You're like "I'm sorry, what? I was watching the pattern on your dress, and completely ignored the noise you were making..."

:thumbsup:

[shoi]

i think u should smoke more

[buddymyfriend]

the trick to being stoned in public is to never let them see you sober.

Too true! I go to most of my interviews under the influence of mary, purely because if i decide to wake n bake (when i get the job) I won't look any different from when they first saw me at my interview! Works a treat!

Don't worry bro, ive got all my jobs blazed!

Peace & good luck!!

Buddy