I tried making my own kind of homemade absinth by letting some weed sit in a mini waterbottle of vodka for a week. I was gonna take it a party later but this kid I know was like "if you drink that now i give you 20 bucks." So i down 1/2 litres of vodka and weed (i swallowed the weed too) and I had 3 classes left. 1st class, math. Within 15 minutes of class i drunk and just hit on this girl i liked the whole class. so far so good. i'm having trouble walking but i make it to my next class (which i had the previously mentioned girl take me to because i forgot where it was) it was current events class. so now i had gone from trying to screw the girl in math class to being a raging drunk. We were talking about some shit in Irag and I just kept yelling out "president Bush is a douchebag!" and got in trouble for swearing but all and all, I was still cool. But the weed hadnt kicked in so I figured it didnt disolve in alcohol or something. I was still pretty drunk but was starting to come down slowly. I ate lunch and was laughing and causing a scene in front of about 10 people who were crouded around my table because most of the people who go to my private school had never seen a real drunk in the wild. So its been about 2 hours since i downed everything and i still havent felt the weed. last class was jazz band and i was like, fuck, ill actually be straight enough to practice and not make and ass of myself. and thats when the weed kicked in. I was sitting at the piano staring at the keys while the rest of the band kept on playing. I couldnt remember how to play the song we were practicing so i turned the piano volume down low and just acted like I was playing. fortunately most of the class was my band teacher yelling at the brass section because everyone there is retarded. so thats about it. my band teacher asked me later if I was stoned but she was cool with it because shes an ex hippie and im the best damn piano player in the school.
fikusroot Reviewed by fikusroot on . stoned in class.... hey tell me bout ur experiences being stoned at school or wotevas. i jsut finished tech n i was stoned everyday even 4 exams n sht( i no its stupid, u dont need 2 lecture..i passed). nuthing really major haappened just wanted 2 no bout u guys experiences. my tutor was always onto me tho, i wud b staring into space n she yell at me bout 3 times til i noticed then ask me sum fuked up questions that she knew i cudnt answer...bitch! then just laugh at me n say i shud wait til afta class 2 smoke Rating: 5