Quote Originally Posted by Fattie
Ok. Best day ever. There is this fag guy that thinks hes the shit cuz he smokes weed. Well he got a quarter of kb and smoked like 2 bowls with me. Usually, i would be like kewl, but i knew he just did it to show me he could get it to make me jealous or something, because this was before i was dealing lol. Newayz, he was like one more bowl and thats it, so i was like here ill pack it and stole about a dimes worth, not 10$ but a 10th of an ounce. Newayz, I smoke a Jay of it before school by myself and the guy was there with me but he was like nah ill smoke my own stuff. So i smoke that and this was when my bro was suspended so he couldnt smoke it with me
. Newayz there is like 1 kewl person on my bus that smokes. Her name is jennifer, and shes always talkin about doin me and my brother cuz we are fine as hell. Newayz, im blitzed so im all like just come over whenever and shit you know just like spittin game, but she knows im high, so she keeps lookin in my eyes and laughin. So i get to school and im like yo what up to these people i know, and they are like, wanna go smoke a blunt? Im like fuck yeah. So we go outside into the woods. 3 people total. Smoke the blunt, i dont know what was in it but i was fucked. So i go and start talkin to all these girls i know, because they are fine. This entire time i reak of weed because my teachers and shit are racist and dont really punish white people that much about weed, so i didnt spray anything. Newayz, i go to my first class, which is keyboarding, and not too many people know me in there but i made some friends with some black people i know. Eric Huggins was one of them, you will see him playin for Oklahoma in football this comin year. Newayz, i had fun in there, not doing any work, then on the way to my next class (10 min break) this dude i know, and this girl i know, both white, were like, check it, and they had a half. Smoked two blunts between us 3. Fuck i was fucked. My school sells chicken biscuits so i went up and stole like 5 and went to class and ate em all. This was Broadcast Journalism a.k.a a class where you dont do shit and the teacer was like, damn corey, your hungry. So i was like fuck yeah and just started makin bloopers from the show, and i made this part where it repeated a fuckup a bunch to magnify the funniness and just fell on the floor laughing for like 5 mins literally. Then i go to my next class (no smokin this time) which is french. My teacher is so funny, but not because she tries to be. So im chucklin alot. Then i cant hold it back anymore and just start laughing so hard i start crying while im sittin at the table and all the people around me who are friends with me know, because i smell like it and shit, so they start laughing. The teacher just waited for us to stop, about 1 minute. Then she says, "Hmm, did i miss something" so then i start laughing all over again another minute or two.... then i was like, i gotta go do something at the library and she was like what, and i was like i dunno, but i need michelle and kristy (fake names) to go with me and she was like. "........ oooooo k." (this was because i was like her favorite student because i took drama the year before and she loves drama). So me michelle and kristy go to the bathroom and smoke, girls bathroom cuz they were scared. two jays. So im still fucked. Head to lunch. Spent like 10$ on food. Ate it all. Go to English. My teacher is kewl as hell in english. We get out some old year books and just start makin fun of all these kids. And she was like "You are bad, Corey" and i was like "Well, if i dont make fun of the kids who are retarded then thats discrimination." She was like, "oh yeah" ( i swear to god) so i started laughing again, another one of my laughign trips. Newayz after that i go to sleep and wake up laying sideways in my chair.
dude that was a long story and maybe it was the way i read it but you seemed fucked up when you wrote it. shit dude. that sounds like a really long day. anyway, thats cool.