stoned in class....

[Chondo]

i would go to school high all the time (i don't anymre cuz i go to an alternative school...long story but i'll be back in reg. high skl in february). since both my parents work there (my dad's an assistnt principal) i would always avoid them and shit. almost every day i'd walk in english class with my eyes all red and this guy would scream 'I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES!' and the class would start laughing, but the teacher was cool and wouldn't say shit.

[BlaZeNSmoKe]

Yo, I be blunted all during the day. I tokes before 1st, be good for 2nd and 3rd. Then smoke and chill and eat at lunch, play basketbally in 4th and still good through 5th and 6th. The only thing is, I'm afraid I might have to knock one of these white kids in my class the fuck out cause all they try to do is throw subliminals at me even when the teacher is right there. If I even get searched someone's going down for that cause I be having shit on me all the time, but I got mad stash spots at school so I'm good.

[fikusroot]

i nearly got expelled from school because i smoked a 2 blunts before a maths class
and when i walked in class everyone was shouting "stoner" to me and the teacher is a real bitch she comes up to me and looks at my eyes and she takes me outside and says she can smell "cannabis" so she sends me into another classroom to do my work after the lesson she took me to the headteacher and she phoned my parents luckerly
my parents didn't belive them but i have to be more careful in lessons while stoned.

what a buzzkill. yesterday i went to a concert that i thought was going to be just a party in a warehouse. so I get there, and smoke a J with a few of my friends outside the building. we get inside and there are next to no people there and then the guy who owns the place gets on the mic and is like "hey, i dont want anyone buring one inside my building! the parents are complaing and threatening to call the cops." I was like i didnt sign up for this shit. the concert was lame and the band sucked. then my friend wanted to hang out with some kids from my school which was awkward because they all knew i was stoned. I was so paraniod/uneasy I couldnt enjoy anything.

[fikusroot]

the worst is there were so few people that everyone knew it was me and my friends. the band was even saying shit to me like "sorry we took so long setting up, hope i didnt kill ur buzz man." it was so awkward i couldnt wait to leave.

[FatBoyWeird]

I always get baked pretty good over my open lunch period. Just a few hits with a friend. Anyways, this one time we did just a few hits of this really dank chronic and got totally fucked up. I went back to school and wasn't worried at all. When I got to my first class after lunch my teacher told me I had to make up a test and I was all confused. I got put in an empty room nextdoor to take the test. I was sitting in this weird biology teacher's room and couldn't concentrate on anything. I stared at shit the whole period and listened to music. Don't remember too much, found out the next day that I got an A. WTF

[Brennan]

Man I got too many stories to tell. Not so many from this year. Last year was cool shit take a walk off school grounds by a gram or 2 for 5$(HG). Then smoke like a half bag cause the guy don't wanna take it back. Skip the odd free class where the teacher don't even notice you. I'll never forget laughing my way through adv math and pulling off a 74 at the end. I'd have to say my favourite memory is the time we smoked 16 joints. Never been so stoned at school and never will again.

[Stoneroo]

oh man hahhaha. When i was in high school all i did was get ripped. The shitty part however, was that I took advanced classes and all my friends were in the easy ciriculum so nobody else in my class toked....i would be so ripped and all the kids would be looking at me like "wtf is wrong with this chick." hahaha.... i used to sit outside my school and smoke a joint on the front steps of a church every morning

maybe i should become a stoner teacher :rasta: that would be sweet

[Stoneroo]

Oh ya forgot to say this one time i was at my buddys house with about 4 or 5 of us and we were having mad bong sessions in his garage. The whole place was hot boxed so we opened up the garage door and as it opens my biology teacher is walking down the sidewalk in front of the house with his baby. This huge gust of smoke was just like wooooosh down the street... hahahahahahahaha

[Fan o KmK]

where the fuck is jeff. i think u scared him goosebear, he was like oh fuck someoen knows me shit gota burn this computer lol.

[blizz]

only time i can remember is when i had a health class with no friends and i took a very high dose of pk's,and i started to forget where i was and i just about stand up but remebered what was going on,it was close i prolly would of had the po called on me if i would of done that,looking back its sorta funny but that could of been bad