stoned in class....

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

ohhhh fuck, me and my mates got stoned everyday at school...we'd skip every class jus to go douch the car out. cant do that next year tho, gotta start passin my classes. i HATE being stoned in class. cant stop laughin. i shake like a fucker n get really paranoid..feel like everyone is starin at me...thinkin im stoned. (wouldnt b hard to guess)

[Reefer Rogue]

one time i was high in geography and my teacher was tryin to act cool and started saying how he ot drunk one time at a football game (hes a real looser asshole and nobody likes him) and all the kids are tying not to crack up and then i say real loud mr.c do you smoke pot!?! and the whole class busts out laughing. and then this one preppy girl is all like "shutup everybody knows your high" and then the teacher looks at me and rolls his eyes liked hes pissed/annoyed/embarassed the i made everyone laugh at him and then i said to the girl "well your dads the one who sold it to me!" and for then i bithed her out for the rest of class

That's brilliant!

[Not Enough Herb]

being high in school is fun

but if u want an education you arent gonna get it like that

unless u go on coke and e, lol i was passing mad tests on coke and e its pretty funny, now that im only smoking weed im doing bad lol

later

[Professor Dan K.]

One of the best times I've been high in school was about a week before thanksgiving. we had a canned food drice thing and luckily our class one, so we won a pancake breakfast. So the day of the breakfast, me and a couple of friends bake the fuck outta my car with 2 joints and 4 bowl packs of some funky dank.

We show up like 5 minutes early and they let us have first choice, so all of us are blazed as fucka nd we just devour all the pancakes.... they were so damn good, they had these milks out too and we each had like 4 and the people there didnt even care lol. It was the best day of my life! :stoned:

Also i had to post something here as it goes quite well with my avatar

[fikusroot]

I tried making my own kind of homemade absinth by letting some weed sit in a mini waterbottle of vodka for a week. I was gonna take it a party later but this kid I know was like "if you drink that now i give you 20 bucks." So i down 1/2 litres of vodka and weed (i swallowed the weed too) and I had 3 classes left. 1st class, math. Within 15 minutes of class i drunk and just hit on this girl i liked the whole class. so far so good. i'm having trouble walking but i make it to my next class (which i had the previously mentioned girl take me to because i forgot where it was) it was current events class. so now i had gone from trying to screw the girl in math class to being a raging drunk. We were talking about some shit in Irag and I just kept yelling out "president Bush is a douchebag!" and got in trouble for swearing but all and all, I was still cool. But the weed hadnt kicked in so I figured it didnt disolve in alcohol or something. I was still pretty drunk but was starting to come down slowly. I ate lunch and was laughing and causing a scene in front of about 10 people who were crouded around my table because most of the people who go to my private school had never seen a real drunk in the wild. So its been about 2 hours since i downed everything and i still havent felt the weed. last class was jazz band and i was like, fuck, ill actually be straight enough to practice and not make and ass of myself. and thats when the weed kicked in. I was sitting at the piano staring at the keys while the rest of the band kept on playing. I couldnt remember how to play the song we were practicing so i turned the piano volume down low and just acted like I was playing. fortunately most of the class was my band teacher yelling at the brass section because everyone there is retarded. so thats about it. my band teacher asked me later if I was stoned but she was cool with it because shes an ex hippie and im the best damn piano player in the school.

[gabebster]

It was my senior year and we were on a feildtrip. The class was AP biology and we went to the zoo for the day. We (the class) had an option of going with the teacher and getting a behind the scenes tour of the zoo or go off on your own and meet back at the bus when it was time to go. I went off with my mates. It was January and there was snow on the ground so there wasn't anyone at the zoo except for my class and some zoo people. We smoked ever where that looked like a fun place to smoke; the girraff(sp) barn, tiger cages, the gorilla house and a bathroom. One of the funny moments was when we were by the tigers, we must have made it made or something because it pissed through the bars at us. You don't want to get into a pissing contest with a tiger. We were about 2 meters away and the tigers piss just missed my friends head. Without a doubt it was the best feildtrip ever.

[Hammerofthegods]

ive had my expereineces as well... smoked 4 or 5 bowls of purple haze with 4 friends and passed a joint around of some other kind of weed. i was high as ever well it was like my 3rd time smoking so you know. but i had world science my first class my worst class and passed the test with a b. man it was cool. the teacher always looks at me suspiciously andi ooked at her she turned into a little cartoon.

ive learned the key is to smoke keep your mouth shut about it and enjoy the high.

[420kidder]

One time back in 1995 or 1996 (when i was 15 or 16) I was smoking a joint
with my best friend Alyssa and another cute girl from our school. The other
girl wasn't smoking, just keeping us company. She smoked, but not this time
because we had a math test first period.

After smoking we go inside to our class, Alyssa and I are so high, I can
remember it surprisingly. To make a long story short, out of the 3 of us, I
get a 100 percent, Alyssa gets a 95, and the girl that was with us who didn't
want to smoke got a 65. We don't see that girl anymore, but Alyssa and I
still tell people about that.

[Joel]

Dude, I used to seriously suck ass in my math class for my grade 9 and 10 year.
I started smoking mad chronc between breaks for my math class, and what do ya know, Im a genius in my grade 11 math class, I love it, I get high before every class. I never ever did this good before, I swear they think Im cheating . LOL

[psychodog]

i nearly got expelled from school because i smoked a 2 blunts before a maths class
and when i walked in class everyone was shouting "stoner" to me and the teacher is a real bitch she comes up to me and looks at my eyes and she takes me outside and says she can smell "cannabis" so she sends me into another classroom to do my work after the lesson she took me to the headteacher and she phoned my parents luckerly
my parents didn't belive them but i have to be more careful in lessons while stoned.