stoned in class....

[rab]

We did this project for German class, a spy movie. I met my teacher ten years later, and she said, "remember that spy movie? I still have it!" Little did she know where we got our inspiration! The teacher used to give me the key to the language lab and I was there all by myself during study hall. My friend came in with a big pink strawberry jay. The Only time I lit up in the building! We usually used a junkyard across the street. Suddenly, at the peak of paranoia, we heard a key rattling in the lock! Dennis tossed it out the window just as a class came in the room! The whole class started hooting, everyone thought I was straight because I was a nerd. Fortunately this teachers brains had retired years ago. She was this old, stooping, muttering prune with scary cross eyes. I had her once for a class and the eyes were scary because she would shout a question at somebody, and one of the eyes would be looking at me, but some other kid would answer the question. Anyway, Dennis is still proud of how he went down and found the joint in the courtyard.

[photosynthesis]

every other wednsday we have late take in when you come in late. and its the perfect day to wake and bake. so me and a couple of my friends smoked some kb and while we were walking to skool i smoke a fat joint of some shwag since i was trying to quit joes. anyways i was smelling like boku joint and had english first period. soon as i sat down i could notice people kinda staring at me cause i smelt like herb. and we had new 9th ward student that came into my skool and everyone of them was like man i smell that good talkin all loud in class and i couldnt do nothing but laugh cause i smelt like some poo poo shwag in a box

[huntman420]

i come to school high all the time its ill diffrent teachers make the time better then others one time i came back from vacation and missed like a week of school but when i came back instead of doing makeup work my friends got me to blaze before and i had to copy all my homework of some board in the front of the class infront of everybody stoned out of my mind cuz it was the first time i blazed in like 2 weeks so it was kinda badd....

[I just love weed]

Stoneroo i hope u read this ." hahaha.... i used to sit outside my school and smoke a joint on the front steps of a church every morning
so fucking weird next to my high school therees a church basically everyone calls it chruch street and thats where all the stoners hang out and smoke cigs and shit. So weird lol : D

[BigMexiCANT]

haha oh man i have gotten so blown during school sooo many times. I remember this one time me and my buddy were chillen up on these bleachers token in the middle of PE class and who walks in...the fukin principle and shit and i was so lown i was like wtf who cares and took another hit and he never noticed me =D. Anyways i go to my next class and i remember i have this fat test and i fukin aced that shit so easy when ur stoned ur mind is like free and its so easy i love it! Then this one time me and my other friend were smoking out in the parking lot and who comes...a fukin cop =/ he was like wat are you guys doing besides smoking and we said we were just smoking a cigarette and that someone gave it tous and we hated it and shit. Then hes all ok dont smoke and left hella crazy. anyways smoke at school everyday!

[BARBiEx3]

I've gotten high before class a few times. I remember one year I had a lit class after lunch (smoking time) and I'd come back to class all philosophical and shit. It's very easy to be under the influence of any drug at my school because they wouldn't suspect me. I don't look "suspicious" at all.

[Huntor]

the only time i smoke in school was when i was 17 and i went to class 10min late.Started doing the work on the board,it was maths,and i couldnt concentrate.started sweating heaps and feeling dizzy.after about 20mins or so of this i threw up all over book and pencil case.i was heaps fucked,i couldnt even talk,my mate who was sitting next to me told the teacher that i had chucked and he told me to go to the sick bay.i just got up and walked out,didnt even stop to get my stuff or say a word.a different teacher was asking if i was alright in the office and he was looking real hard into my eyes,but we had had clear eyes.
Yeah i never tried smoking before school after that,i learnt my lesson

[Mary Jane x3]

Smokin just makes school so much better..
But it seems everytime i do people come up and like fuck with me or keep goin your high arent you.. i bet your high.. i cant believe your high.. and girls hate the smokers for some reason.. prolly cause they havent tried it

[orangeman]

The only thing I like about bein high in school is walkin around in between classes. All those voices and people constantly passing me is some what amazing lol. I just hate sitting down and listening to the teacher because I always try to hide my eyes and I'm so paranoid that some one will smell me. Then I look at everyone thats sober and wish I could be sober for a couple of mins because when I sit down for some reason my high seems more intense and my heart pounds so fast and I dont even feel like I'm inside my body. But like right in the middle if I just close my eyes and dont move I feel like I'm trapped inside my body. It really sucks when I'm in class, I just wanna get up and walk around for no reason lol.

[MightyJoBong]

alright well i've gotten high at lunch before then when coming back to school 6th ,7th, and 8th hour are just so much easier it seems. Like I never did anything stupid to show that i was high, but everything was either just extremley funny or I would just space out for like twenty minutes and forget where I was. I must say being stoned in class is probably more fun to do then getting stoned at home. Although since there are so many kids in school, being there makes you think everyone is being extremly loud when they arent really at all. My friend sam came up to me and he claims he practically whispered dude u reek of it why didnt u invite me to go burn! and I was like DUDE BE QUEIT JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE HEARD U..... certainly great