And why are you asking for help? You need a good lie, or what? Tell her that you used $10 to get some head from a hooker and the other $10 for buying crack. Make sure you have a dead straight face when you say it too. Then when she says, "OH MY GOD!," you say, well, no I didn't, but that would be a lot worse than buying pot. Aren't you glad I'm not a junkie who spends his money on crack and whores...and crackwhores?!

...or some variation of that...


TGF