Yeah..Fucking MICROSOFT?

MICROSOFT FFS CAN JUST FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF. I WANT MY COMPUTER TO DO THINGS, LIKE START UP AND STUFF AND NOT SHUT DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF CONVERTING A .WAV FILE INTO A .MP3 FILE FOR NO APPARENT REASON OTHER THAN IT FEELS LIKE IT.
FFS, YOU GOT MORE MEMORY THAN FUCKING NASA, MORE HARD DRIVE SPACE THAN THE FLOOR PLAN OF TRUMP TOWERS AND YOU STILL FUCKING SHUT DOWN FOR NO REASON. WTF ARE YOU PLAYING AT BILL GATES YOU STUPID BEARDED MOTHER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER. FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP! WHY CANT YOU FIX YOUR STUPID MONOPOLISING MEMORY SAPPING PIECE OF SHIT OPERATING SYSTEM, INSTEAD OF MAKING THE SYSTEM REQUIRE MORE AND MORE FUCKING MEMEORY JUST TO RUN THE FUCKING BACKGROUND PROGRAMS THAT ARE A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME?! HUH! IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO GET INTO YOUR THICK STUPID SKULL, THAT THE WAY FORWARD IS TO FIX THE PROBLEM IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE, AND NOT JUST THROW MORE RESOURCES AT IT. WHAT A DUMB FUCK YOU REALLY ARE BILL GATES!
I MEAN, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! MY TEXAS INSTRUMENT 1 BYTE CALCULATOR IS QUICKER THAN YOUR STUPID FUCKING O/S...I'VE SEEN THE LESSER SPOTTED GIANT TURTLE MOVE FROM FILE TO FILE QUICKER - AND THAT DOESN'T JUST DIE WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
AND AS FOR YOUR PATRONISINGLY ANNOYING LITTLE MESSAGES!! DID YOU GO TO 'WIND-UP SCHOOL' TO COME UP WITH THEM?

"Windows has encountered a problem and needs to close - sorry for any inconvenience"

INCONVENIENCE!! YOU JUST COST ME 237HOURS OF WORK , YOU USELESS PIECE OF UNSTABLE SHIT

'SORRY'!!!...'SORRY'!!!...

I TELL YOU WHAT MATE, WINDOWS WILL ENCOUNTER A FUCKING PROBLEM IN A MINUTE, LIKE WHEN I THROW THE FUCKING COMPUTER OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW...WANNA TALK ABOUT IRONY!!!


*clears throat*
Yes, Thank you , 007, that has helped me to manage my anger very nicely...