My life bores me and pisses me off. I had to quit one class this semester because the teacher was working us like mules, and still I can never get anything done because I'm too goddamn lazy. It's the same shit day after day after day, stuck in this tiny ass dorm room with no friends, no girlfriends, nothing to do but smoke weed and do classwork. I'm so fucking lonely but I don't want to get too attached because in a couple years I'm moving out of this right-wing Bible-thumping gay-bashing weed-hating red-necked piece of shit of a country and moving to fuckin Amsterdam.

I hope the following people have spiked electrocuting vibrators shoved up their anuses:
* ultra-religious right-wingers who are utterly convinced society will collapse if everybody doesn't believe the same way they do
* anyone who is a police officer, for enforcing unjust, hypocritical laws and for being assholes in general (and don't give me that "they're just doing their job" bullshit-- they CHOSE to become a police officer knowing very well the kinds of hypocritical laws they'd have to enforce)
* GEORGE FUCKIN DUBYA BUSH. I know he falls under the first category, but still, I can't fully express my hatred for that lying, murdering, hypocritical motherfucker with the intelligence of a crackhead chimpanzee and everybody who is so blind that they can't see that he's a lying, murdering, hypocritical motherfucker with the intelligence of a crackhead chimpanzee and even worse, those people who think that a lying, murdering, hypocritical motherfucker with the intelligence of a crackhead chimpanzee is capable of leading the most powerful nation in the world and being in charge of the world's largest nuclear arsenal when he CAN'T EVEN SAY FUCKING "NUCLEAR"! GAH! Maybe we can give him two spiked electrocuting vibrators.
* that asshole who was a dick to me throughout middle and high school and damaged my right ear permanently
* the people who make those stupid Enzyte commercials. Anyone who's ever read anything about the subject knows that no pill can actually enlarge the penis, and they're even being sued for false advertisement. Besides that, those commercials are just really annoying. At least get a new fuckin song. Same goes for the goddamn Jamster commercials. I don't even own a cell phone and even if I did I wouldn't want their crappy sounds and pictures on it.
* Those stupid commercials for the "truth" that just bitch about the tobacco companies. Look guys, yeah tobacco is bad for you and yeah it's bad that kids start smoking, but the tobacco companies have a right to exist and move their product and advertise it. You can't whine just because they're advertising something that can kill you. Practically anything you buy can kill you: cars, hamburgers, chainsaws, cell phones... Just let people take their own risks, and make sure parents know it's their responsibility whether or not their children smoke, not the government's or the tobacco companies', and adults should be able to do whatever they want with their own bodies because they're mature enough (or at least ought to be mature enough) to know what risks they're willing to take and to be able to accept the consequences of those risks.
* Anybody who works for, donates to, or otherwise knowingly furthers the causes of Freevibe.com or any other anti-drug crusade. These people, like the people at the "Truth", obviously feel some sort of satisfaction by controlling the behavior of others. It really doesn't affect them whether I'm straight edge or a weed smoker or a heroin/meth addict, so I really don't understand why they concern themselves so much with what substances are going into MY body? Fuck you, I can smoke weed if I want to, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it. And I'll always have millions on my side, until it's legalized. You cannot stamp out marijuana, so please stop trying and let us all live in peace.

Well, it's 4:20 now. I'm going to smoke and get all that frustration out of me.