Tilde's Stoned Rant/Cursing Thread!!!!!

[00Ampersand]

Alright, I'm heavily stoned, I admit...but there HAS to be a thread dedicated to serving as an outlet for negativety...pissed off that your mom fucked your brother? Yell about it in here. Don't like lola or ammie? Express your shit here!!! Loud and clear...as explicitely as you want! That way this thread can act to contain as much bullshit, hatred, ignorance, negative truth (ironic eh?) that these boards can contain...but packed into one thread. WASTE MANAGEMENT! w00t!!
(I'm going to start...*ahem*...you piss me off sooooo much tara. You're always keeping my goddam cordless phone in your room, which I can't get at when you have your door locked. You're such a bitch..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!)

Hahahah, that felt great...anyone want to try??
~007~

00Ampersand Reviewed by 00Ampersand on 10-28-2004. Tilde's Stoned Rant/Cursing Thread!!!!! Alright, I'm heavily stoned, I admit...but there HAS to be a thread dedicated to serving as an outlet for negativety...pissed off that your mom fucked your brother? Yell about it in here. Don't like lola or ammie? Express your shit here!!! Loud and clear...as explicitely as you want! That way this thread can act to contain as much bullshit, hatred, ignorance, negative truth (ironic eh?) that these boards can contain...but packed into one thread. WASTE MANAGEMENT! w00t!! (I'm going to Rating: 5

[Zamuro]

Yeah, man.. fuck that sorostitute... and the girl that wanted to lose her virginity to me.. if i was her boyfriend... FUCk those women.. fuck em' all really... I'll never find a good woman for me.... All these shitty, pairings i find.. It's all weighin' me down... I love women.. I love makin' love... and sex.. but goddamn i hate women sometimes.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

FUCK TOROG I REALLY FUCKING HATE THaT GUY!!! woo i feel better

[00Ampersand]

shit penguin...8 more posts and your post-count will match the date you joined...july 28th and 728....the first number would correspond with the month and the last two digits would be the date...nevermind
~008~

[00Ampersand]

fuck I'm stoned...I put ~008~ as my signature...fuck
~007~
~007~ <---makes up for the error

[00Ampersand]

woops, sidetracked....back to hatred

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!!!!! [email protected] YOU BUNCH OF FAGHOLES!~!~!!@E#
~007~

[Imotep]

i hate die-a-rear.

[Euphoric]

uhaegujaergoiarjgormy0i45kmy

[RESiNATE]

Yeah..Fucking MICROSOFT?

MICROSOFT FFS CAN JUST FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF. I WANT MY COMPUTER TO DO THINGS, LIKE START UP AND STUFF AND NOT SHUT DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF CONVERTING A .WAV FILE INTO A .MP3 FILE FOR NO APPARENT REASON OTHER THAN IT FEELS LIKE IT.
FFS, YOU GOT MORE MEMORY THAN FUCKING NASA, MORE HARD DRIVE SPACE THAN THE FLOOR PLAN OF TRUMP TOWERS AND YOU STILL FUCKING SHUT DOWN FOR NO REASON. WTF ARE YOU PLAYING AT BILL GATES YOU STUPID BEARDED MOTHER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER. FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP! WHY CANT YOU FIX YOUR STUPID MONOPOLISING MEMORY SAPPING PIECE OF SHIT OPERATING SYSTEM, INSTEAD OF MAKING THE SYSTEM REQUIRE MORE AND MORE FUCKING MEMEORY JUST TO RUN THE FUCKING BACKGROUND PROGRAMS THAT ARE A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME?! HUH! IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO GET INTO YOUR THICK STUPID SKULL, THAT THE WAY FORWARD IS TO FIX THE PROBLEM IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE, AND NOT JUST THROW MORE RESOURCES AT IT. WHAT A DUMB FUCK YOU REALLY ARE BILL GATES!
I MEAN, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! MY TEXAS INSTRUMENT 1 BYTE CALCULATOR IS QUICKER THAN YOUR STUPID FUCKING O/S...I'VE SEEN THE LESSER SPOTTED GIANT TURTLE MOVE FROM FILE TO FILE QUICKER - AND THAT DOESN'T JUST DIE WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
AND AS FOR YOUR PATRONISINGLY ANNOYING LITTLE MESSAGES!! DID YOU GO TO 'WIND-UP SCHOOL' TO COME UP WITH THEM?

"Windows has encountered a problem and needs to close - sorry for any inconvenience"

INCONVENIENCE!! YOU JUST COST ME 237HOURS OF WORK , YOU USELESS PIECE OF UNSTABLE SHIT

'SORRY'!!!...'SORRY'!!!...

I TELL YOU WHAT MATE, WINDOWS WILL ENCOUNTER A FUCKING PROBLEM IN A MINUTE, LIKE WHEN I THROW THE FUCKING COMPUTER OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW...WANNA TALK ABOUT IRONY!!!


*clears throat*
Yes, Thank you , 007, that has helped me to manage my anger very nicely...

[gjayde]

omg my girl fuckd my best mate now i just want to kill them... die mf die fuckenNNNNJN die arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH