This is all too funny for me, and I don't know why.

Here's a better idea that would help you corner the weed market: grow your own weed! Think about it. You wouldn't have to pay for overpriced shit, let alone pay for it at all. My idea is kind of lame, but so is this idea in general. There are too many factors that are out of anyone's control. And don't worry about hurting my feelings. I love a little constructive criticism. ~