what your mom doesnt know doesnt hurt her

[Funyons]

Haha what i think is hilarious is when i have been out with friends smoking and when i get home she asks me yeah now how you been what you been doing. I jokingly say oh i was hitting the bong you know and she laughs....i feel like a dick for doing it buts its kinda funny

Funyons Reviewed by Funyons on 09-29-2006. what your mom doesnt know doesnt hurt her Haha what i think is hilarious is when i have been out with friends smoking and when i get home she asks me yeah now how you been what you been doing. I jokingly say oh i was hitting the bong you know :D and she laughs....i feel like a dick for doing it buts its kinda funny :p Rating: 5

[budsmoker]

tell her at least im not smoking crack

[Funyons]

she doesnt know i smoke pot and she thinks im kidding lol

[hugs not drugz]

a little advice... keep all the weed talk out of conversations with ur parents. if u talk to them about it and shit and ur out late one day or u are acting suspicios, they'll think "weed!" and drug test u or some shit and ull get burned.

[Professor Dan K.]

yea sometimes my mom askas me that too, i know shes just being a mom but its so inconvenient when she asks me when im blazed.

[Genuine17]

ummm id have to say DRUGS because D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Retarded Essentials

i always forgot what D.A.R.E stood for maybe thats why..?

plump?

[4gan2ja0]

hm well i used to lie about it, but ever since ive been caught like every time now, im just straight up about it when she asks if im high. i do that cause she obviously knows if shes asking me, and if i lie thats just making it worse. honesty is the best way, unless your parents dont know about the toking :thumbsup:

[Skink]

U think she doesn't know... She bore U,she knows when your fucked up,Trust me on that...

[usedchemicals]

U think she doesn't know... She bore U,she knows when your fucked up,Trust me on that...

yeah, true that

[Whos Carl]

I tell her and she believes me. Like when she went away and I got really baked and thought I would do some home plumbing late at night. She thought it was supicious that I was ringing up to ask when the stop tap is.