I walked up to my mom while she was washing dishes.

*hey mom, i need a ride to my dealers house saturday, we are gonna get stoned with some friends and listen to pink floyd on the television with the visuals on*

She looked at me real funny. She said shed take me but also asked very sincerily if this was the part where she was suppose to say i shouldnt hang around with him anymore or if she should confiscate my stash. she actually contimplated it i think.