Quote Originally Posted by JazzNKB
Well theres always my personal favorites:

The Rodeo: You fuck your girlfriend lotus style (on your lap) and you whisper in her ear "I have aids" and you hold her on your dick and watch her try to buck off like a horse at a rodeo

OR!

you fuck her the same way but then have your friend run in the room with a video camera and hold her on you in the same style.


The Jelly Donut: When ur fuckin her from behind you tap her on the shoulder, she turns around you punch her in the nose so the blood runs into her mouth. Then you bust in her mouth and the combination of nut mustard and blood looks like jelly in a donut


god im so fucked up
LOL! That's fucking funny, but mean! If a guy did that to me, holy fuck, I'd be pissed, but then I'd laugh my ass off afterwards