The Houdini

[hugs not drugz]

agreed like are you kidding me right now? so i'd wanna lay in shit cause the smell and the texture turns me on?...

hmm sense u love it so much, this one is for you :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

The Hot Lunch

Materials
1: Ceramic Wrap
2: Ceramic Wrap w/ shit in it

The Procedure
1: Bang your gf or w.e. (Position does not matter)
2: Ounce you are about to cum, pull out.
3: Release into the shit filled ceramic wrap.
4: Quickly tie or hold the ends so the ceramic wrap is enclosed and unable to spill anything.
5: Have the lucky person turn around and pop it in there face.

yes i know it sounds hard... Just practice and then all the ladies will want you... IF you get good enough at it.

:dance: :dance: :dance:

hugs not drugz Reviewed by hugs not drugz on 10-13-2006. The Houdini This bit of sexual fun requires two people... Start by having doggystyle sex with your girfriend pointing towards a window. Take deep plunges and withdraw every time. Have a friend sneak up behind the two of you. Remove your hands quickly and have him put his hands where yours were. Then between plunges do the kansas city shuffel and switch to let him continue fucking your girlfriend... while you sneak around the house, pop up in the window and yell SURPRISE!! Rating: 5